In the crepusculence of Cragmaw Cave,
They came to face that ghastly knave
Who had escaped their valiant attempts
To rid the continent of his fearsome feculence.
Our heroes were made to slice many a pip-
Squeak, on this most irksome and laborious trip.
However, that gallant assemblage, at quest’s end,
Proved worthy to the task for which I commend.
Keenly did kingly Grohl go to the ground,
astonished were the vanquishers to be found.